Jerky, check. Vibrams, check. Coconut flour, check. Where do I get organic, grassfed, free-range, radiation-free, stress-free, cruelty-free poultry?
Do I have to give up rice? What will I do at Chong Pang Nasi Lemak?
That reminds me, coconuts are good for me now right? So how about Laksa?
Sambal belachan has sugar in it? You can pry it from my cold dead hands.
Rojak is salad. So is popiah. Don’t ask me how come.
Teh/kopi si kosong peng. The only way to order from now on. Peng optional.